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It's high summer on the Mountain of Power, and Chairman Wow, who detests warm weather, spends most of his day huddled in air conditioned comfort deep inside the Fortress of
Obfuscation.
Air conditioning is a wonderful thing. Wow often wonders how
people live without it. He vows repetedly that among his
first plan as Soverign Dictator of Earth will be to institute
a state-sponsored air conditioning program. No man or woman
should be required to face sweaty, sleepness nights or
roiling Saturday afternoons. Free air conditioning for all!
Bask in the cooling breezes of Chairman Wow's benevolence!
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July 31, 2003
